Another blogging mother created Not Me! Mondays – where you can be brutally honest about all of the things you absolutely did not do this week. A few of my friends have started playing so why not me…
My life is not even the least bit chaotic. The other night, my husband and I did not find Addison at 11:00 PM stark naked with her bright pink maryjanes on playing upstairs. And I absolutely did not laugh when I saw her – not me!
And I am never lazy, so there is no way that I let our dog, Choxie outside to go potty by herself when it was 10 degrees outside hoping that she would come home when she was done – not me. I am not that lazy! Addison has been going through this “playing in the water” phase where she scoots her stool up to the bathroom sink and plays. Well, since I do not allow this behavior – I did not allow her to this the other day just so I could get a little work done around the house.
I was not excited for my computer charger when it arrived in the mail today. I was so not dissappointed when I found out my husband did not order it from Hong Kong and it was not only compatible with European outlets. My husband certainly would not have done that! And earlier today, I did not pack up my kids and take them through the scariest carwash ever (enough said about that)!
Certainly Not Me!

Great Job, glad your joining along!
ReplyDeleteYou are absolutely hilarious! haha...I miss you all so much!
ReplyDeleteAnd the pictures of Jackson from the superbowl...he's getting so big, and even more adorable!! I'm jealous of everyone who gets to see you all often...but I'll be home in a little more than a month!
And "brandi hurt me"...hahahaaaa. I bet she would've appreciated that...Addy is so funny :)
That is some good stuff right there. :p That was too funny!
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