Not Me! Monday

Can I get a Whooot Whooot for Not Me! Monday?! YAH - its finally here and I have been waiting for 7 whole days to be honest with what I did NOT do this week! So here it goes!

I have NOT officially been on "Swine Flu" vaca since last Thursday! Apparently, if you have any symptoms of the swine flu (even the low grade fever I had for 1 day), you aren't allowed on the unit at the hospital where I just happen to work for 7 days so... I did not spend 2 hours at the Occupational Health place to be tested for the swine flu just to find out I don't have the flu (duh)! I have NOT been off of work for over 13 days now and hanging out with my kids at home. I have not been shopping and working on my mommy missions for Mommy Madness while on this so-called vacation either- because I am SO at home resting!

And since I am at home recooperating, I did not find this little guy on the side of the road on our way home from Target!

And since he was dirty, matted, and looked pretty rough, I did NOT feel the need to take him home! I was not sad when I had to call the city to come and get him since he needed stitches and we already have a dog...and since he is NOT mine, I did not name him Starbucks because all we had in the car to give him was water from a Starbucks cup! I did not keep him on our deck until the city came to take him away. I did NOT pet and love on this adorable pup - so later that day when I broke out in hives, I did not blame it on Starbucks - certainly NOT me!

Does anyone remember my husbands hockey stick NOT flying off the hood of his car on the interstate a week back - because that didn't happen? Well, he did not drive off with his other hockey stick on the roof of his car again - Not my husband because he is so smarter than that!? Who on earth leaves a hockey stick on the hood of their car twice? He did not claim that he was indeed "smarter" this time because he remembered half way down the road that his hockey stick was on the hood of his car and it hadn't flown off yet!

Speaking of my husband, I did not wear a new shirt that was not at all the slightest bit low cut. I think we all know where this is not going. After going shopping with my hubby I did not ask him to tell me if my bra was showing since Jax kept pulling at my shirt and he did not reply "Oh, I was meaning to tell you that awhile ago." - I did not walk around for who knows how long with my bra showing (and who knows what else)! Thanks hubby!

This is not my adorable little man with his first bites of cereal all over his adorable face! I am not at all sad that he is growing up! Why can't they just stay this little and sweet forever??