Not Me! Monday

Oh my gosh - I have not posted a Not Me! Monday forever!...ok 2 weeks but doesn't 2 weeks feel like forever? Unfortunately, I am at work and do not have access to pictures of my cute and adorable children so....this post is going pictureless. Dont worry though, I will be posting some fun pics later this week!

I so do NOT have some fun and exciting stuff coming up very soon...and even though I am not quite ready to share, you will so not be finding out probably within the next week or so and to those who are thinking something pink or blue... NO! I am NOT pregnant (or should I say not not pregnant since it is Not Me! Monday???)...you get the picture...I dont want to start rumors!

What have I not been up to this past week, well, I have not been sick at all and I am so not at work right now while I have a massive headache, a sore throat, and a stuffy nose because that would just be ridiculous! And why am I putting myself through this torture and not calling in sick...because this is so NOT my last night of work for 10 nights! - YAH! And what do I have planned for my 10 days off...Im not telling because it has absolutely nothing to do with my fun and exciting stuff going on!

And I am so NOT thrilled tonight because I did not finish my last paper of the semester so I am NOT officially done with school until fall! This does not mean that summer is starting!

As for the fam, well...my hubby did so NOT lose his wallet Friday and still can't find it so he is not still moping around the house talking about how he should probably cancel all of his cards and doesnt know what he should do. And when he was telling me on the phone about his horrible Friday, it did not sound a little something like this:

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Hubby: My day is not going good. I lost my wallet and then on the way to work, I was on the interstate and all of a sudden a hockey stick flew over my car!

Me: A hockey stick flew over your car?

Hubby: Yeah, thank God I have another one at home.

Me: I dont get it. It was your hockey stick?

Huby: I was using a hockey stick to keep the hood of my car propped open when I was working on it and then I set it on the hood on my car when I was finished. I forgot about it until it flew off on the interstate.

Me: You have been driving around with a hockey stick on the hood of your car? And it didnt fall off until you were on the interstate and then flew off over your car?

Hubby: Yeah (this yeah sounded more like he was annoyed with me because doesnt everyone use a hockey stick to hold the hood of their car open and hockey sticks are pretty common to see being thrown off the hood of peoples cars on the interstate right?)