I am NOT back to work already! I am not sad at all and I did not cry 3 times today before leaving my baby for the first time ever and my 2 year-old for the first time in 3 months - NOT me because I do not cry! After 12 (ok, I secretly took 13 - dont tell my husband) of maternity leave, I did not start looking into jobs that I could do from home because that would just be crazy of me to quit my career as a nurse to stay home with my children!
What else did not happen this week??? Well, I did not laugh my butt off when Jackson pooped all over his daddy and I did not laugh even harder when JD screamed like a girl because of a little baby poop - cause poop is not a laughing matter! Just like Addy did not cry when Jackson peed on her!
When my husband was out of town on business this past week, I did not see this as an opportunity to rent the rug dr. to clean the carpets. And since I did not do this, I absolutely did not use way too much shampoo leaving the carpets oh so not sticky - NOT me because I was busy with our two kids! I did not panick when I found out that exposure to carpet shampoo is associated with Kawasaki Disease. I am not planning on getting rid of my carpet as soon as possible because of this and the mold that I read about either! I am not waiting for my husband to fix my mistake!
And last, I did not lock Jackson in my car just so I could run into Casey's to get a piece of pizza so he wouldnt get stolen - because I would not ever leave my baby in the car just so I could do that - Nope NOT Me!
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